Saturday, June 28, 2008
me and my cell phone = worst enemies
there was this guy in my life a couple of years ago. he was very very close with me. then we were having issues. everyone does right? specially best friends. we were talking about bull shit when i got a phone call from this guy i was dating back then. i excused my self and left the room leaving him there. i dont know for how long i was on the phone. when i came back he had already left so i guess i must ve been on it for a very long time. but he went after writing me a letter. kind of pissed i guess i know i wouldve been too. he had finished it off with " good night... im off cos youre' not gonna hang up so..." i read it and felt horrible... i did apologize i think i did anyways. i carry the letter in my wallet or journal all the time to remind me of stuff. one of them is that my cell phone is the most useless piece of technology i own that i wouldnt be carrying around if it wasnt for the fact mom or some one else who happens to worry about me a lil too much than they should will call me and not get a stroke. as for the friends we are still friends... hehe thats what friendship is about fighting and making up hehe ....
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
basic guide to doing nothing....
Are you one of those poor helpless stupid idiots who are always told to sit in a corner doing nothing and yet you do not understand what the phrase " doing nothing"... well Nadu's basic guide to doing nothing will help you and the rest of you who aren't stupid idiots to master the basic art of doing nothing...
what is doing nothing?
doing nothing is not doing anything specially that can make you or some one stressed out, mess up, screw up both physically and mentally and waste a huge amount of energy that could be used when there are more important things to be done like punching some one in the face. the difficulty about doing nothing is that, because of the way our body works( blame mother nature and science of evolution) we cannot really be doing nothing; so we make a few exceptions... like breathing and small thoughts that enter our mind.
the two exceptions can be controlled to an extent too...
the breathing can be controlled so that in a way to ensure that you breath to stay alive and not for anything extra, as over breathing can lead to waste of energy. in to days world conservation of energy is important- who knows by the way the oil prices rise the superior beings may categorize other beings inferior to them ( including humans) to extract the energy from them for the daily uses. so try slow breathing...
the other one is small thoughts. this is one difficult one to control, as it is usually the smallest thoughts that makes big issues which results heart attacks and strokes. try not to think big and smart. concentrate on small things like the second hand of the clock.
and now we go to the art of doing nothing....
1- find a spot away from everyone
2- ensure you let everyone around know u are going to be doing nothing often helps to have a sign saying do not disturb - i am doing nothing like you asked me to.
3- make your self comfortable, sit stand lye down stand upside down. this is really important specially since doing nothing involves long periods of staying still without any movements. ( moving around can cause chaos too)
4- stay in that position for as long as you can and in other cases till your superiors needs you.
5- u cannot stop thinking so divert your attention to one thing like let say the fan. sit still and stare, concentrate on small thoughts and dont allow distractions to enter your thoughts like what a good ass the new secretary has or whatever.
mastering these takes time and control of your emotions and physical itching. i do not advise u to practice this at work or in cases which you could get fired, unless you have mastered it. Practice makes it perfect... sit still and stare.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Score!!! (SAFF 2 of 4)
MALDIVES CELEBRATE VICTORY OVER INDIA in the SAAF championship
MALDIVES - 1 INDIA -0
photo by m.shahdy
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
I CAN TELL YOU THEIR SECRETS TOO....
the secrets u didnt know about them and i do...
1- he was scared because he was abused by a guy when he was young, since then he has an issue with men
2- he is a sex addict because he was raped at 7
3- she thinks she is queen bee and acts as if she controls all of us... she is always high on something like K
4- she is scared to learn the truth about what happened between her boyfriend and best friend- you see people always thought she was smart so she pretended she knew but truth is she was stupid to trust them both in the same room worst is she and he are married and he is still cheating her.
5- his mom doesnt know that he drinks but knows he is a drug addict- he is scared that his mom might find his bottles
6- she thought screwing around would bring her the money she needed, it did but they all went down with a crappy life
7- she gave him up for something called an "IDIOT WHO SAID I LOVE YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY " and got married to find out he is gay
8- she lied when she said her daughter was not a mistake. infact she was the biggest mistake she ever made and she is legal.
9- she worries people will find out that her first boy friend was an imaginary guy who she invented when she was really depressed to keep her company.
10- he thinks that his girlfriend is the betraying him - of course she is they always lie
11- the doctor screwed up your lab test, it wasnt you who were pregnant but having sex with your hubby after finding u were pregnant made u pregnant for real.
12- it wasnt the drinks that made her ill- it was him putting a pill in to her cup that made her throw up in your bath room- i saw it
13- he drew a big 13 on your mirror that friday the 13th- he knew it would creep u out and keep you away from the sale
14- he stole your perfume cos it stinks like a fish and not because he wanted to keep it in the memory box
15- she acts all goody goody infront of your mom because she is scared of losing you
16- he had a crush on her for 15 years and i didnt tell you coz i know you love her
17- she had screwed around because she was hurt and wanted to get rid of it
18- he raped her because she called him a geek
19- she married it because she knew she cannot love anyone else or be with anyone else ever again
20- you all are insane to have read this but here is the biggest secret one of my closest people are keeping inside them
" i know he/she loves me more than you deep inside "
**i think i can come with more than a thousand lets limit it twenty for the time :D
1- he was scared because he was abused by a guy when he was young, since then he has an issue with men
2- he is a sex addict because he was raped at 7
3- she thinks she is queen bee and acts as if she controls all of us... she is always high on something like K
4- she is scared to learn the truth about what happened between her boyfriend and best friend- you see people always thought she was smart so she pretended she knew but truth is she was stupid to trust them both in the same room worst is she and he are married and he is still cheating her.
5- his mom doesnt know that he drinks but knows he is a drug addict- he is scared that his mom might find his bottles
6- she thought screwing around would bring her the money she needed, it did but they all went down with a crappy life
7- she gave him up for something called an "IDIOT WHO SAID I LOVE YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY " and got married to find out he is gay
8- she lied when she said her daughter was not a mistake. infact she was the biggest mistake she ever made and she is legal.
9- she worries people will find out that her first boy friend was an imaginary guy who she invented when she was really depressed to keep her company.
10- he thinks that his girlfriend is the betraying him - of course she is they always lie
11- the doctor screwed up your lab test, it wasnt you who were pregnant but having sex with your hubby after finding u were pregnant made u pregnant for real.
12- it wasnt the drinks that made her ill- it was him putting a pill in to her cup that made her throw up in your bath room- i saw it
13- he drew a big 13 on your mirror that friday the 13th- he knew it would creep u out and keep you away from the sale
14- he stole your perfume cos it stinks like a fish and not because he wanted to keep it in the memory box
15- she acts all goody goody infront of your mom because she is scared of losing you
16- he had a crush on her for 15 years and i didnt tell you coz i know you love her
17- she had screwed around because she was hurt and wanted to get rid of it
18- he raped her because she called him a geek
19- she married it because she knew she cannot love anyone else or be with anyone else ever again
20- you all are insane to have read this but here is the biggest secret one of my closest people are keeping inside them
" i know he/she loves me more than you deep inside "
**i think i can come with more than a thousand lets limit it twenty for the time :D
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