i know and you didnt...

1 you peed in to the elevator ( lift)
2 he gave u a bath and put you to bed when you were too drunk to yet you blame him for everything
3 the doctor knew you were lying, he was the one you threw yourself at last night at the club
4 i saw you and the IT at hospital before IT pinched you nipples
5 its ok to be gay if you are content with it you dont have to pretend with me
6 insecurity is the reason he isnt responsible, he get through it and i will help him dont worry
7 she tried to kill the baby, be glad you have good dad who talked some sense in to you
8 she is such wuss , eldest my ass
9 you never made your notes , you take credit for your students works
10 your mom thought you are the best son till she ruined your life
11 you study because you want your dad to notice you
12 he quit his prestigious post because he was blackmailed
13 you pretend to be an atheist, just so that he accepts you, i know you are very religious
14 you said you were in college in a class when you were in the theatre watching a movie with the slut
15 she was behind you when she called and you lied to her, be grateful she is so patient with you
16 she stole your body shop stuff when you were in the toilet and blamed the maid
17 he went to see you graduate all the way there - he loves you alot forgive him
18 you wished he saw you graduated top in your class so he'd know you did good without him
19 you dont study because you want to be cool like your music playing friends
20 you kiss the poster before u do ur thing and go to sleep ( J- LO man why her?)
21 he spiked your drink , and she switched it so u dont lose control yet you called her a slut :(